STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » A HANG OUT BEFORE HE WAS HUNG OUT

When William Hung was popular I wasn’t sure if the world was cruel, insane or in need of a good nuking. Check out the fame whore claiming she’s William’s friend. Really? Forever? You will be there till he’s 80? You’ll listen to him tell you; for the 800th time, about why he likes Bologna sandwiches with ketchup but the mustard ones make his breath smell. Or you will toss back your head and exclaim “Oh Willy Hung do go onnnnnnnnn!”, when at a party he shares how he had to return a pair of brown shoes and exchange them for black shoes but they didn’t have his size in black so he had to get a store credit…until they got his size…but they will call him when they are in… so that’s okay.

Ah. Okay, I believe you. Gotcha.

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8 Comments

Gayboners Says:

Ching chong! Nang mang gang bang!

07.24.08 at 10:38 pm
white people Says:

shut up, gayboners!

07.25.08 at 1:23 pm
wesleysniper Says:

GREAT! Now the American dream is made by Chinamen! LOU DOBBS WHERE ARE YOU!

07.25.08 at 2:37 pm
Lou Says:

Just over a year ago I sat next to him twice in the computer lab at Pasadena City College… so much for Berkley. It was really hard for me to not laugh… even though I was writing a paper about PTSD in Vietnam Veterans.

07.27.08 at 3:11 am
my two cents Says:

” I..am…a….very…..comp..pli…cated…..person ???? “

07.27.08 at 4:06 pm
marshall Says:

if THAT guy gets to bone THAT chick, he must be doing something right.

07.29.08 at 4:43 pm
WHAT THE FUCK Says:

yeah…. what the fuck? is he hitting that?

07.30.08 at 8:43 am
Butchie Says:

I bet he had to hire a bodygaurd to keep the ladies off him.

07.31.08 at 3:25 pm

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