Just for Men, hair and beard care products and Cine Tel Films in cooperation with Mute Baldwin Productions present a “A Perfect Beard” It’s about us, society but more specifically it follows a retarded, gorgeous, Christian mute guy who looks at stuff in rooms. In this scene he is in a room, looking at a this thing he found. The great thing about “A Perfect Beard” is that kicks all of the assumptions we have about the mentally handicapped growing beards, (in fact A Perfect Beard.) right in the knockers. Watch this clip and try not to fall down crying.


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10 Comments
  1. Teddy Ruxpin Says:

    I love the super slow zoom in. How does that advance the narrative? Thank god for crappy directors.


  2. Teddy Ruxpin Says:

    I think i’m in love.


  3. enjoy coke Says:

    one: stephan baldwin sucks. two: im not sure if im stoned but i didnt understand the caption. three: what beard? thats a five o’clock shadow. four: pink sucks. five: i hate waiting for vidoes to load, do something about it. thanks for your time.


  4. Beef Says:

    One: Waaaaahh!
    Two: Boo hoo.
    Three: I’m a dummy.
    Four: Look at me! Look at me!
    Five: I need friends.


  5. crampon Says:

    The well groomed beard is well groomed.


  6. Crap Bag Says:

    I haven’t got a fucking clue what’s going on here, and i don’t get the relevance of a hole in a dish cloth but he’s fucking hot – naturally i’d prefer if he wasn’t wearing slacks, or had a more manly beard but i’d take him anyhow.


  7. bill Says:

    There’s a hole in the cloth?

    Treasure?


  8. Crap Bag Says:

    I’m sure that might be real Bill if it didn’t look like he was holding a fucking weather forecast behind it, what’s he playing spot the rain cloud.


  9. Justice for BJ's Says:

    Is it just me, or does he kind of look like Gavin?


  10. Lepke Says:

    i thought it was gavin initially.


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