STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JUST MAKE TAMMY-ADE

#A I miss this broad like nuts!
#B That’s me (the black chap) in the background with the glasses. At least, that’s how great she makes me feel.
#C What if you hate lemonade?

This entry was posted on 06.14.09 at 5:50 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

Zippy Says:

The incredible part of this is that they dug her up and this is what she looks like today! The makeup has her preserved like a wax mummy. Ancient Egypt has nothing on Avon.

06.15.09 at 10:33 am
Ron Mwangaguhunga Says:

Does the eyeshadow break down into its constituent mineral parts in the grave?

06.15.09 at 1:38 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

you are so racially insensitive. how could you?

06.15.09 at 3:04 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

also, when raccoons eat her decaying corpse, is that considered cannibalism?

06.15.09 at 3:05 pm
tigerspice Says:

why does everyone in the crowd seem so confused/unimpressed by her? it’s tammy faye. if they didn’t like her off-the-shoulder-shoulder-pads then they should’ve just gone home.

06.15.09 at 5:52 pm
Chad Degroot....I know the TRUTH about Chris Duncan Says:

Rob wagner agreees

06.15.09 at 7:43 pm
lol@u Says:

@ satan: no, but when the maggots get to her, then yes.

06.15.09 at 8:07 pm
Dougie Fresh Says:

If I only knew this earlier. I’ve been drinking SATANADE this whole time!

06.17.09 at 6:11 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

It’s sterile, and I like the way it tastes.

06.17.09 at 7:18 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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