STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JUST THE PUNCH LINES PLEASE

Why are we waiting for jokes to be set up when we can have Just The Punch Lines. Less bullshit, less set up, less story more glory, just the cums hots for laughter.

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8 Comments

Black & White Guy Says:

# uno

08.29.08 at 11:49 am
. Says:

You don’t read your captions before you post them, do you?

08.29.08 at 2:31 pm
Teddy Ruxpin Says:

This is awesome! I love TV carnage. This brings back fond memories of Black History Month.

08.29.08 at 3:55 pm
Sharky Favorite Says:

I think he’s worried about the Gooch.

08.29.08 at 5:38 pm
fuckoff Says:

reading captions is for fags. God . you are seeing genius and you complain? I get it ,it’s funny. Let me guess… you are an only child and your parents “take no prisoners”.
Sorry that you had to witness this Pinky.

08.29.08 at 6:25 pm
Gayboners Says:

Just the way he moves always creeped me out. Like a little man-baby.

08.31.08 at 8:54 am
Chachi ate Abraham the fish Says:

Arnold… what a dick.

09.01.08 at 4:04 pm
Ed Says:

He’s pulling an Andy Kaufman on us.

09.02.08 at 5:40 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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