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KEANU, I’M A COLLECTOR. IT’S NOT LIKE I PLAY WITH THEM…

The percentage of 12year-old boys who collect teddy bears and do not eventually succumb to “Gay” is only -2%. The percentage for people who interview them is 4%.

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15 Comments

Billy Zane Says:

You should have the idiot savant help you with your percentages homework…dude.

09.01.09 at 1:20 pm
Uncle Daddy Says:

That little boy is all grown up…
He now uses teddy bears to lure little boys to his mother’s basement in Hamilton, Ontario.

09.01.09 at 2:12 pm
POOKLES Says:

WHADDA PONCE!

09.01.09 at 9:13 pm
POOKLES Says:

WHADDA PONCE!

09.01.09 at 9:13 pm
Barnard Animals Says:

This is the most charming and personable Keanu Reeves is capable of being

09.01.09 at 9:56 pm
STILL A DOUCHE Says:

AND HE’S STILL A DOUCHE

09.02.09 at 3:05 pm
rebelyellow Says:

awesome. again. “-2%” = funny

09.02.09 at 3:58 pm
chris duncan clothing Says:

Yeah , ya betta get use to me

09.02.09 at 4:36 pm
pingpong Says:

i love keanu’s emphasis on BEARS, he he!

ACT KEANU ACT

09.02.09 at 8:29 pm
JuCIFER Says:

Keanu is the next Walken, no Shatner! He’s got that distinct Keanu delivery that makes it all his own.

09.03.09 at 5:51 pm
Sunny Says:

Bearsness.

09.05.09 at 2:38 pm
b Says:

HAHAHAHA

09.07.09 at 10:39 am
err Says:

i loled hard

09.09.09 at 8:18 am
Shira Says:

Best clip ever.

02.24.10 at 12:20 pm
Charolette Swanagan Says:

Yeah, I strongly agree with you. It seems there are really talented writers who are willing to share a very good articles online.

11.12.10 at 11:43 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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