STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » KEEP ON ROCKING FOREVER BABY BOOMERS!

They are the children of the greatest generation, they stopped a war, they have Viagra and they are just plain superior. Damn, they can even rock in wheelchairs and not actually play any notes! That’s why they will live to be 300 and never know when to gracefully, move over.
So we say FU guyes, we are ROCKING without you!

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13 Comments

OLDFART Says:

these guys rule the pretend world of, old active people.

11.05.09 at 2:30 pm
Fucko Says:

This is depressing because the proprietors and every one of the contributors to Street Carnage, as well as every person in its audience, will one day be old, obsolete, and clinging desperately to a long-faded relevance and vitality, and will be marketed to in a similar fashion.

I can just hear the voiceover throwing around archaic slang like “totes” and “whatevs” as some group of sexagenarian, also-ran actors dressed in skinny jeans and Ray-Ban prescription frames plays an elevator music version of an Animal Collective riff.

11.05.09 at 2:34 pm
JuCIFER Says:

RIGHT-ON Fucko.
Fuck-ON…

And the future kids will laugh their digitally-enhanced techno asses off.

11.05.09 at 2:58 pm
JuCIFER Says:

BTW – Techno Ass the ass, not the music.

11.05.09 at 2:59 pm
bb Says:

people like brian ruined our lives

11.05.09 at 3:48 pm
PINKY Says:

DUH! Gavin and I are 3 years away from these guys. I still do not want to hang with them.

11.05.09 at 4:42 pm
snowboard with tits Says:

this is offended to mine, screw the library!

11.05.09 at 5:04 pm
grumpy old man Says:

I wish I was free to rock

11.05.09 at 5:48 pm
Gayness_in_Uranus Says:

Is that Gavin on drums?

11.05.09 at 6:37 pm
Professor Mudbutt Says:

This shit obviously covers medical marihuana.

11.05.09 at 6:40 pm
Uncle Josh Says:

Brian pays $100 for Beatles records and thinks Susan Sarandon is “one hot lady”

11.05.09 at 11:47 pm
nick Says:

what the hell is the drummer doing with his arm?

11.08.09 at 5:32 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

That was the Viva Viagra Band from a few years ago! What a Rip Off

11.12.09 at 10:18 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.