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KEEP READING MY WINCING FACE

Okay, while you’re busy reading faces you should get someone to read the budget for your video shoot.

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9 Comments

two headed dog Says:

TRY HARDER DUUUDEZ

06.18.09 at 2:13 am
UKinLOVE Says:

^ no friend. this is why i love carnage. The “get it” factor. it don’t have to be campy obvious. This clip is perfectly haunting in it’s bad decisions.
Brilliant!
Come tour the UK u street carnage boys, we get it! And u r hot in every way, the both.
uk girlz

06.18.09 at 5:26 am
Crudely Insulting Says:

everybody knows British chicks are ugly.

06.18.09 at 2:38 pm
jUCIFER Says:

There’s nothing more irritating than the way Australians pronounce their O’s…
Fucking anvils should drop out of the sky.

06.18.09 at 3:39 pm
king illiotic Says:

Words to live by

06.18.09 at 5:15 pm
Jerky Says:

^ Fuck yeah. And Kiwis are even worse. It’s like they add a half-dozen syllables to the simple sound of “Oh”, so that a simple word like “Hello” turns into the revolting verbabortion: “Hull-uh-ee-yuh”. It’s fucking maddening.

06.19.09 at 2:08 am
jUCIFER Says:

^ FUCKING FUCK YES. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE… WE NEED TO START A SUPPORT GROUP

06.19.09 at 10:57 am
zippy Says:

Is that Rocky Balboa’s mom? ‘Cause she looks brain dead, too.

06.23.09 at 4:08 pm
O-face Says:

I’ve got some low eye-brows for this sultry sexpert.

06.23.09 at 10:01 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.