Okay, while you’re busy reading faces you should get someone to read the budget for your video shoot.



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9 Comments
  1. two headed dog Says:

    TRY HARDER DUUUDEZ


  2. UKinLOVE Says:

    ^ no friend. this is why i love carnage. The “get it” factor. it don’t have to be campy obvious. This clip is perfectly haunting in it’s bad decisions.
    Brilliant!
    Come tour the UK u street carnage boys, we get it! And u r hot in every way, the both.
    uk girlz


  3. Crudely Insulting Says:

    everybody knows British chicks are ugly.


  4. jUCIFER Says:

    There’s nothing more irritating than the way Australians pronounce their O’s…
    Fucking anvils should drop out of the sky.


  5. king illiotic Says:

    Words to live by


  6. Jerky Says:

    ^ Fuck yeah. And Kiwis are even worse. It’s like they add a half-dozen syllables to the simple sound of “Oh”, so that a simple word like “Hello” turns into the revolting verbabortion: “Hull-uh-ee-yuh”. It’s fucking maddening.


  7. jUCIFER Says:

    ^ FUCKING FUCK YES. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE… WE NEED TO START A SUPPORT GROUP


  8. zippy Says:

    Is that Rocky Balboa’s mom? ‘Cause she looks brain dead, too.


  9. O-face Says:

    I’ve got some low eye-brows for this sultry sexpert.


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