Kim Mitchell (the guy in wearing your mom’s pink pants) is a Canadian from Sarnia Ontario. He is lucky he is from Canada because only Canadians have minds patient enough to appreciate his particular brand of horrific craftsmanship. His first band was called Max Webster which was enjoyed by Canadians who looked like vikings and walked around with posture reminiscent of a cashew. Kim is now an afternoon drive time host for Toronto’s Q107 rock and roll station only because apparently the mornings couldn’t handle his heavy duty rock and rollness.
Kim Mitchell is also bald, the best kind of bald in the world; Canadian bald.
The video featured today is for the song “Go For Soda” which drove everyone I knew up the fucking wall due to it’s flaccid guitar hooks and infantile chorus. It was basically written for babies and enjoyed by babysitters, however I guarantee it was played more than our fucking national anthem yesterday and aprox 1456 people fucked to it. I’ll tell ya one more thing for free, millions of Canadians with flags painted on their faces are emerging from underneath a pyramid of Black Label cans wishing they went for a soda… “cause nobody crieeesss”
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street canadas and TV canada.
07.02.08 at 11:53 am
What was up with MAMAS last night?! It packed with the offspring of everyone who fucked to this atrocious song… god love em.
07.02.08 at 12:24 pm
Don’t forget to SHAKE IT LIKE A HUMAN BEING
07.02.08 at 12:44 pm
what about dat guy from montreal, aldo nova? he’s not bald, what about that! admit it beckles ya likes aldo…A LOT!
07.02.08 at 2:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GylirgHFqeQ
07.02.08 at 2:24 pm
I Picked up a copy of Max Webster’s “A Million Vacations” on vinyl from Value Village last week. Couldn’t pass it up. True Story.
07.02.08 at 7:48 pm
is that the acid episode of De Grassi High?
07.04.08 at 10:44 pm
This type of faggotry would not be tolerated in the states. Other types, maybe.
07.08.08 at 12:51 pm
kim mitchell should wake up every day and be thankful for the communistic CRTC. Without the Canadian government dictating that we need to listen to/watch a certain percentage of talentless shit every day, he wouldn’t have made it past playing high school parties.
10.07.08 at 8:51 pm