STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

There are constant health scares concerning food preparation, that never seem to go away. So let’s go back to the basics. As Mayor Bradley declared and Jack Van Impe elaborates on, do not serve or eat food with blood on it! Good idea. Also, Make sure your gynecologist wears gloves when checking under the hood. AND if your gynecologist is preparing food around your vagina make sure he or she (yes women can be doctors and food preps too) changes gloves as he or she goes form vagina to food and food back to vagina. If your doctor’s hands have blood on them from handling bloody food and it gets on your vagina, throw the food AND your vagina in the garbage. It’s called common sense.

This entry was posted on 04.03.08 at 2:30 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

3 Comments

NEPLUSULTRA Says:

SOUND ADVICE.

I just threw my vagina in the garbage yesterday and feel 100% better today.

04.03.08 at 5:14 pm
singermaniac Says:

That’s why I have the dishwasher prepare my food. Dishwasher blood is very safe.

04.03.08 at 10:04 pm
fifilefun Says:

thank you for your precious knowledge DR. PINKY! i will never leave home without it

04.03.08 at 11:00 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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