Ladies, (and Keanu) the world is a tough and weird place and you are right for thinking you are in for a lot of craziness. It’s not all “Princess Bride” and “That’s So Raven”. Sometimes Teddy Bears want to rip your face off and call you “bitch” instead of having snugz time with you and your Flava doll on top of a rainbow pillow.

P.S.
I arbitrarily placed “OH MY FOLLOWINGGG” at the end of the clip. Why? Well, I want it to become a huge, shitty catch phrase. For the examplings, when a perfect, 11.5 of your dreams walks by, just say “Oww my followingggg”
It’s reaps all of the benefits of selling your soul to Satan without all of the fucking fine print.
XO
PINKY CARNAGE


However, as we all know, Keanu raised a good point about the lighter side of Teddy Bears.



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7 Comments
  1. Beefhello Says:

    This is exactly what I needed. Thanks dude!


  2. noodles Says:

    KILLER! in every way possible…


  3. james Says:

    why don’t we get that keanu anymore?


  4. Gayboners Says:

    I just watched Dracula. He was really bad in it.

    Just thought I’d throw that out there. :-|


  5. weirdseance Says:

    that was pretty good but what was the bear’s name?


  6. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Smokey’s cousin Horney (who got that?)


  7. Clayton. Says:

    This was awesome.


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