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LADIES DON’T EVER STOP! AND PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION!

Where did all of the strip clubs for horny moms go? I remember my mom coming home plastered on White Zinfandel with a pair of men’s, fake silk briefs from her evening at a club for ladies in Virginia. It turned my dad into angry housewife (I saw his hands morph into oven mitts and his Jordache blue jeans turn into women’s slacks) It also provided me with years of valuable insight into the makings of their relationship.
ERGO, will someone please provide the ladies with a chain of “Cocky Flappers “or “Bun Boyz” so that families can be thrown into hysterics for an evening. Do it for the children please!
Please feel free to use the comments section as a petition and I’ll take the fucker to DC myself!

Ladies it is HUMP day, so get your HUMP ON!

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7 Comments

ladydaze Says:

Crystal from Boston. wants “Bun Boyz”
u rule pinky!

03.26.08 at 2:02 pm
Cuntegonde Says:

Holy shit, you are a treasure.

Mulattos! Mount up!

03.26.08 at 2:15 pm
Marie Says:

Yes please! More!

03.26.08 at 5:33 pm
fifilefun Says:

oh my oh my. i vote for a Bun Boys in every town. it will be the new TGIF except that it would taste good.
yum!

03.26.08 at 8:04 pm
Anonymous Says:

The only good thing about this site is the carnage shit.

03.27.08 at 8:23 am
Sharky Favorite Says:

‘Star 80′ never stops giving.

03.27.08 at 12:45 pm
dingles Says:

UMMM the obvious choice is COCKY FLAPPERS YOU IDIOTS!

03.28.08 at 11:40 am

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