STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LEAVE PARIS ALONE ASSHOLES

This security camera footage was leaked to me. It cost-a-tated me $2000 but when I saw it was in B&W I knew it was the real deal. Luckily the sound is good too. As an aside table, it also shows how many security cameras are filming us each day. Over 200 hundred is the estimate. Anyhow the point is that these assholes are berating Paris behind her face and to her face. They are also so insincere and mean to her too. Why? Because she sticks up for dating extras. Paris I hope you see this because these sluts need to be taken down a peg.
Just so you know. I love you and so do we.

This entry was posted on 09.02.08 at 1:14 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

Blobby Digital Says:

really? why waste anybodys time with this cunt?

09.02.08 at 2:29 pm
crampon Says:

now THAT is actin’

look at the drama on her face when she turns to run from the trailer.

A+
15 pussies
100% ?
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touchdown

09.02.08 at 2:30 pm
fuckoffface Says:

Funny clip and funny Bobby. Way to take it seriously bobby.

09.02.08 at 3:37 pm
Blobby Digital Says:

fuckoffface, lick my nuts.
making fun of paris is about as clever as a jim carey movie.
if thats the best this site can do, then im voting for mccain.

09.02.08 at 5:17 pm
Gayboners Says:

I’m abnormally excited by these Paris Hilton videos. What movie is this awesomeness from? Won’t somebody tell me!

09.02.08 at 10:50 pm
Chachi and those bitches Says:

Did Jim Jarmusch do a remake of ‘Bring It On’?

09.03.08 at 9:11 am
aaabbbccc Says:

Bobby vote for McCain and go to war. bye bye

09.03.08 at 4:50 pm
leg up producers Says:

YO IS THIS A JOKE??
this is noooot from a spy cam– its from BOTTOMS UP- a movie paris made 2 years ago. the movie has jason mewes in it as her bf, n silent bob is in it too.

09.03.08 at 6:22 pm
GentlemanCaller Says:

God, I feel like gambling…

09.03.08 at 8:04 pm
Shayla Says:

You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.

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