STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LEWIS ONLY WEEK PT 1

Welcome to “Lewis Only Week” brought to you by Member’s Only Jackets atop the perfect human sculpture that is Jerry Lewis’ body.
Today we have Lewis painting us a sublime still-life of laughter. How does Jerry manage to find himself being the objet d’art in a room of priceless classics? There is only one way, Jerry being pricelessly classic in a priceless jacket!
Ha Ha Haaaa… enjoy
XO
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9 Comments

i hate naggers Says:

i love jerry ‘first’ lewis!

09.29.09 at 4:33 pm
times new roman Says:

such a jawline on that man.

09.30.09 at 2:24 am
Courtney Says:

ha haaa, it’s going to be a great week… can we expect some ‘disorderly orderly’ and ‘cinderfella’?

09.30.09 at 3:16 am
Norm Says:

Check your motherfucking emails and reply, motherfucker.

Lovenorm

09.30.09 at 3:26 am
utahsteve Says:

there better be a green one!

09.30.09 at 1:20 pm
Zippy Says:

This must be a very old picture. He doesn’t look like a bullfrog in this one.

09.30.09 at 4:34 pm
Beef Says:

I really hope there will be clips of Jerry not giving an ounce of a fuck during his telethons.

10.01.09 at 3:06 am
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

May we expect any gas chamber footage with children?

10.01.09 at 3:44 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Actually, I think that’s Rumor Willis.

10.02.09 at 10:35 am

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When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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