STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LEWIS ONLY WEEK PT 1

Welcome to “Lewis Only Week” brought to you by Member’s Only Jackets atop the perfect human sculpture that is Jerry Lewis’ body.
Today we have Lewis painting us a sublime still-life of laughter. How does Jerry manage to find himself being the objet d’art in a room of priceless classics? There is only one way, Jerry being pricelessly classic in a priceless jacket!
Ha Ha Haaaa… enjoy
XO
PINKY CARNAGE

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9 Comments

i hate naggers Says:

i love jerry ‘first’ lewis!

09.29.09 at 4:33 pm
times new roman Says:

such a jawline on that man.

09.30.09 at 2:24 am
Courtney Says:

ha haaa, it’s going to be a great week… can we expect some ‘disorderly orderly’ and ‘cinderfella’?

09.30.09 at 3:16 am
Norm Says:

Check your motherfucking emails and reply, motherfucker.

Lovenorm

09.30.09 at 3:26 am
utahsteve Says:

there better be a green one!

09.30.09 at 1:20 pm
Zippy Says:

This must be a very old picture. He doesn’t look like a bullfrog in this one.

09.30.09 at 4:34 pm
Beef Says:

I really hope there will be clips of Jerry not giving an ounce of a fuck during his telethons.

10.01.09 at 3:06 am
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

May we expect any gas chamber footage with children?

10.01.09 at 3:44 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Actually, I think that’s Rumor Willis.

10.02.09 at 10:35 am

STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET BONER 1114

It must be weird for gays to go from a small town where everybody points to New York City where they run the joint.

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STREET BONER 1113

You only get about 30 seconds to discuss race in New York before everyone collapses from boredom.

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STREET BONER 1112

You can shit on that stupid secretary jacket all you want. I’m an expert in this field and I’m focussing in on the red socks because, if things go well, that’s all there is.

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