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tvcarnage Says:

AWWWEEEESSSOOOOMMMMEEE!

01.30.08 at 1:24 am
Tim Says:

Seriously though, don’t dress your child like a rich kid.

01.30.08 at 1:37 am
Tim Says:

or a reich kid either.

01.30.08 at 1:37 am
thebrutaltimes Says:

disagree. this is a common message put out by the media – you – to blunt our ears and prevent the top echelon from maintaining some semblance of class in society. you should dress your kid like a rich kid. only then will others recognize their natural leader. believe me it pays off.

01.30.08 at 4:40 am
Kookies Says:

Wait did that have something to do with the ozzbournes?
Me confuas

01.31.08 at 9:38 pm
eat it Says:

the book “how to get from where you are to where you want to be” states that dressing for the part will help in achieving your final goals. so if you want to be a milk maid you dress like a milk maid, if you want to be a rich person you just have to dress like a rich person. starting earlier just puts you on the right track faster, even if it’s your parents track.

02.01.08 at 10:16 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.