STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LIZA NEVER STOPS

Liza Minelli is a metal breakdown factory. She is so expert in her breakdowns that she has turned them into a career and a gold standard in entertainment. Throw in the occasional "Hah" while oscillating from smiles to wide eyed horror and you can sell the whole package as a $300 per ticket extravaganza. Hearing her internal mental monologues out loud via her own commentary. GOLDEN!

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9 Comments

LOL Says:

LIZA GIBBONS > LIZA MINELLI

06.02.08 at 4:56 pm
dernrites Says:

Does she ever stop… the answer is, NO!

06.02.08 at 10:46 pm
milky Says:

she looks like a really unattractive fish that lives in the deepest parts of the sea.

06.03.08 at 6:03 am
milky Says:

Lucille II

06.04.08 at 1:05 am
Buster hit it Says:

Lucille II

06.04.08 at 1:06 am
PINK TREAT Says:

someone please for the love of shiva mix some hardcore guitarwork in this song

06.04.08 at 8:49 am
Gayboners Says:

This is valuable insight into the Liza Minelli Process.

06.05.08 at 4:45 am
bumpy skin Says:

Mommy, whats wrong with that lady?

06.05.08 at 11:47 pm
ape Says:

i want to know where i can get more of this. i wish that liza and i could just sit on a couch and talk about her process and she could narrate her performances for me. once i watched and E! true hollywood story about her and cried like a bitch.

06.10.08 at 7:30 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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