STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LOOKS LIKE CANADA’S READY TO PLAY EH?

Canada is basically the offspring of a Scottish/British/Belgian alcoholic mother and a nerdy, stoner, Australian/American dad. IE, horrible genetics.
Thus, only one of my Canadian brethren could foreshadow what is about to become a Canadian styled donnybrook, with the phrase “Looks like the boys are ready to play eh?”

Happy Fughen Hoser Day! The old broad is 142 beers old!
XO
PINKY CARNAGE

Clip compliments of TV CARNAGE’s AMAZING 2000 comp “When Television Attacks”
Go get it from the store eh.

This entry was posted on 07.01.09 at 5:24 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

15 Comments

mr.meat Says:

Awesome.
Looks like the mob rattled on the wrong cage.

07.01.09 at 7:43 pm
anti-lamez Says:

OK that was GOOD

07.01.09 at 10:20 pm
jeremy b Says:

“we tried to do things peace-ibly-with what the court wanted to do”

07.02.09 at 4:31 am
R Says:

this is the hardest any tv carnage has ever made me laugh

07.02.09 at 4:29 pm
scottee Says:

One of my faves. The whole dvd is brilliant.

07.02.09 at 6:42 pm
___ Says:

don’t ever come back here please…Canada that is…

07.02.09 at 6:57 pm
Cabron. Says:

You forgot the Fucking French Jagoff.

07.03.09 at 2:38 pm
lol@u Says:

that’s the second canadian I’ve heard using the non-word ‘peaceably’.

07.03.09 at 3:02 pm
jissom jigaboo Says:

it goes off up north you know?

07.03.09 at 3:28 pm
mattyu Says:

I heard “He is chronically disabled from an old blogging accident.”

07.04.09 at 12:15 pm
Sharky Says:

I can’t stop watching this. The opening line and the fireworks part make me pee laughs.

07.06.09 at 3:43 pm
my mom Says:

dave’s face should be on the toonie

07.08.09 at 3:16 am
Kim Mitchell Says:

true Canadian folk hero

07.18.09 at 10:56 am
Kim Mitchell Says:

“some young supporters made a misguided attempt to come to Dave’s aid”

lol. He lobs a bunch of firecrackers into Dave and the police. lol

fucking awesome

07.18.09 at 5:19 pm
imbored Says:

“some young supporters made a misguided attempt to come to Dave’s aid”

lol. He lobs a bunch of firecrackers into Dave and the police. lol

fucking awesome

07.18.09 at 5:20 pm

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