STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Sometimes the perfect pitch for a film goes unnoticed, even when it is right under Hollywood’s nose. I’m already 50 pages into writing this idea and I want to put my stampsies, no erasies all over it. It embodies everything that would satisfy the majority of the population, people have three jobs just so they can afford McDonalds breakfasts and dinners. Lunch is a diet coke,Duh!

This entry was posted on 10.07.08 at 11:38 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

15 Comments

good deal Says:

its nate from gossip girl!! <33333

10.08.08 at 12:04 am
good deal Says:

more like zac efron from high school musical 1 2 and 3 now?? ew

10.08.08 at 12:30 am
Chachi and Det. Foster Says:

More like you’re a schmuck.

10.08.08 at 9:37 am
Doinmusic.com Says:

Zing!

10.08.08 at 2:46 pm
Clem Ratcliffe Says:

FilthyRichmond.com ain’t mad at ya.

10.08.08 at 4:57 pm
Teddy Ruxpin Says:

hahaha @ “Lunch is a diet coke,Duh!”

10.08.08 at 5:20 pm
Gayboners Says:

Nobody’s pointed out what a plasticky Barbie faggot Zac Effron is yet.

10.08.08 at 10:14 pm
felicia Says:

zac effrons blue eyes go on for days.

no hate.

10.08.08 at 11:17 pm
tta Says:

did anybody hear that thing about Zac having bulimia? Best celeb gossip in forever!

10.09.08 at 7:13 am
Beefy McManstick Says:

I have never seen these people in my life. Who are they? Realizing this makes me thankful to be so detached from the mainstream.

10.09.08 at 4:07 pm
SMOKIN' BONES Says:

You’d feel so safe in his arms.

10.10.08 at 5:28 am
tp Says:

omg. total zack attack in effect mode.

10.10.08 at 4:07 pm
gummytummy Says:

oh geez all these ghey little girls who love zack. what the fuck? if I wanted to go out with a pretty girl i would’ve just become a lesbian

10.20.08 at 12:16 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

I guess the ladies don’t like Michael Landon anymore. It’s a shame.

10.22.08 at 11:36 am
DOUGLAS PANTS Says:

i bought pants i couldnt afford but i love them.

now testing my WPMS
i love cute boys

10.24.08 at 3:46 pm

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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