STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » MAYBE THIS WILL HELP

Maybe this will help you too. It’s catchy, logical and the only way I can remember how many days each month has. I gave up on the whole “30 days hath September…” B.S.

P.S. The Clifford thing was a blind coincidence. I swear, I swear, I swearrrrrrr honest, totally. I would NEVER hurt any of you like that! Ask my intern Alex Goldberg. ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!

This entry was posted on 05.01.09 at 11:57 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

14 Comments

W4LNUT Says:

Detroit is da best

05.01.09 at 2:36 pm
Hot Damn Says:

P.S. I believe you, Beckles. Clifford is never far from the forefront of anyone’s brain, be you Martin Short or any other guy.

And thanks for this! I know it’s Friday, but can we get some sort of Bea Arthur tribute in here at some point?

05.01.09 at 2:36 pm
bitter Says:

WELL IT DIDN’T HELP.

05.01.09 at 2:57 pm
britishbulldog Says:

Easy to remember. And november DOES have 30 days!

05.01.09 at 5:02 pm
felix Says:

big or small, might putty solves em all

05.01.09 at 5:18 pm
Hooray yankee blue-jeans! Says:

Man Detroit accents are fucked up. I’m glad “Speakers’ Corner” found a new home.

05.01.09 at 9:18 pm
cuteTits Says:

stink!!

05.02.09 at 3:41 pm
edward special Says:

ah, the future is in good hands. word to your shirt

05.03.09 at 1:02 pm
W4LNUT Says:

My brother ran the Quebecquois Speakers Corner for while and he said it was the best/worst people to give a megaphone to.

05.04.09 at 6:04 am
chunk Says:

you can almost feel the pain.

05.04.09 at 5:07 pm
Goldman Silverbergmanstein Says:

HEY I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT BAR-MITZVAHS AND RABBIS!
ANTI-SEMITES!!!
ANTI-SEMITES!!!
ANTI-SEMITES!!!

05.06.09 at 11:25 am
Goldman Silverbergmanstein Says:

Nazi Crout bastards!

05.06.09 at 11:26 am
Kanye West Berlin Says:

Hip Hop Hitler!!!

05.06.09 at 4:26 pm
yeah dude Says:

i thought that fool on the left was matt damon circa 1994

05.14.09 at 2:48 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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