When she said I want you to write down your feelings she didn’t say start menstruating up a shitty poem. Geeze guy you’ve just turned your girlfriend into a lesbian and her part of it was totes butch compared t yours. Also, keep in mind you are also taking advice from a woman writing on the floor in purple pants. There is only one way out of this, go home and kill yourself.
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Wow, did they actually combine shitty 70s porno funk with even shittier indian yoga music to create a new douche-chill inducing genre?
03.16.09 at 1:22 pm
is she touching her vegay-jay?
she’s taking time for herself there
03.16.09 at 6:14 pm
hahah jesus christ, how typical was the sitar in the background?
TV Carnage does not get the credit it deserves, this is pure awesomeness every single time
03.16.09 at 7:28 pm
one last vag caress
03.17.09 at 10:14 am
I saw a couple like this on the bus yesterday, a total fag with a cute Indian poonani. Why can’t they just give it up to people who really want it and know what to do with it, instead of some sexually confused late bloomer? The same goes for her.
03.17.09 at 1:58 pm
Jewish men are effeminate.
03.17.09 at 3:29 pm
is it gay to want my girlfriend to make out with my anus?
03.17.09 at 3:43 pm
Ugh – so THAT’S who wore all those baggy fucking cargo pants/sweatshirt combos before they showed up in my local Value Village.
High point of that video was the bitch closing her eyes and waiting for a kiss, but dude just gave her the cold shoulder. Livingeatingwatchingmovingmasturbating
03.18.09 at 10:11 pm
These are the same people that are secret super hardcore republicans
03.19.09 at 8:48 am
there’s no fucking way that bitch isn’t a lesbian.
03.19.09 at 3:00 pm
there’s no way that guy’s not a serial killer.
03.19.09 at 5:09 pm
they are super secret losers… wait that’s no secret
03.20.09 at 11:01 am
why is our society propped up either rapists or these faggots who apparently get raped every day of their lives by their wives
we need a Man Show to Show Us What To Do
03.21.09 at 11:21 pm
“A sensory explosion…and FUN”
a ’sensory explosion’ isn’t enough, she wants it to be fun too?? white bastards…
03.25.09 at 3:23 am
they’ll be beating the shit out of each other as soon as the dishes pile up again
03.26.09 at 1:53 pm
Remember, day turns to night, then day, then almost inevitably, night again. It’s Almost inevitable but not quite inevitable as a small number of days days fail to turn to night but rather remain day forever.
03.26.09 at 6:35 pm