MID-LIFE CRISCYCLE
This is the music I hear in my head when wealthy gonads pretending to be bikers hit the streets with their loud fucking mid-life criscycles. Don’t bikers kick the shit out of them? I’m shocked that these roaming Jay Leno’s are still alive. There are only two types of people who are allowed to be bikers: #A Bikers and #B Bikers.
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03.27.08 at 1:08 pm
OUTSTANDING!
03.27.08 at 1:13 pm
The Boz rides alone, never dismounting, never stopping to flex his chaps. His motorcycle is powered by a Stirling engine run off of his flatulence. He has seen Pensacola roll by 649,587 times and he’s never sad to see it come or go.
Some say it’s a curse, but when you look at that smirk, you know it’s you who are cursed.
03.27.08 at 2:07 pm
OMG! TOTALLLLY ACCURATE! I will never be able to get this out of my head. I live in L.A. and you just gave me the best present ever. Next time I see douchebags like this (like in 10 seconds) I will laugh my awesome ass off!
03.27.08 at 2:27 pm
i saw the ultimate midlife crisis in Dallas. Yellow corvette, cowboy hat, cheap cigar. Looked like he was on his way to fuck a hooker. His old lady wasn’t gonna set the rules any more.
03.27.08 at 3:12 pm
holy shit..i thought he punched that seagull at :44 seconds in..
03.27.08 at 3:21 pm
Seems the Boz and Leno have life-time contracts with most bike manufacturers….their chins are perfect for testing wind resistance.
03.27.08 at 4:23 pm
to perfect .. i will officially hear that music from now on too..
03.27.08 at 4:44 pm
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, was on TV last night. I watch it every couple of years to remind myself that I’m a big fag. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyy4xFHzik&feature=related
03.27.08 at 10:29 pm
this is fucking hilarious
03.27.08 at 10:29 pm
Anyone know who did the music? I need the album.
03.28.08 at 4:01 am
That’s Bronski Beat - Small Town Boy (I’m pretty sure). It’s an early 80s gay dance anthem about a gay boy on the run. It’s pretty much my favoritest song.
03.28.08 at 10:15 am
haha, perfect! I searched the song on itunes - that’s what it is. Thanks a bundle!
03.28.08 at 11:39 am
Funny shit and perfect song (Small town boy is correct) for those LOSERS! It’s their new anthem for sure!
03.29.08 at 1:15 am
brilliant
03.30.08 at 1:29 pm
He looks like Duke Nukem,
04.01.08 at 1:50 pm
Wow, that tune is fantastic. GAY, GAY, GAY…. U.S.A!!
04.03.08 at 1:37 pm
Anyone know the name of the old NES game with the Boz in it? He was the end boss for one of the levels, and his character repeated the phrase “It’s Boz!” during the entire fight.
04.07.08 at 11:18 am
hahaha… pensacola