I am a sucker for any 2D shitty animation, featuring giant teeth. Look art the plaque fly off those disgusting Chicklets. The computer really needs to brush its teeth more. Also, notice they squeezed in “possibly” with a different voice, when the doctor says; “…we can POSSIBLY keep our teeth for a lifetime”
Then there is the couple in a park for zero reason, representing people wanting toothy results now motherfuckers. Then a broad saying her teeth are smoother after brushing, which tends to be the result after brushing with anything harder than air. Nice sales pitch. I’ll take 27 of them.
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It’s been a dream of mine to make a realistic toothpaste commercial. You know, one where there is lots of spitting and foam. I thought sex sells?
09.04.08 at 3:58 pm
Hows ’bout Dude’s get-up in the park? Is he serious?? Pshh…
09.04.08 at 6:12 pm
One time this dude who tends bar at my local dive bar told me he & his friends were making a fetish website for guys who are really into female tooth-brushing, & that I could make $50 modeling for it once it got up & running. The “modeling” was supposed to involve a really raunchy extended toothbrushing session with foam all running down my chin. I never heard back from him though.
09.04.08 at 9:25 pm
The white vest represents being plaque free. The interracial relationship represents dirty not-smooth teeth.
09.05.08 at 12:55 am
“My teeth weeeerre……smoother.” Did they even give the bitch a script?
09.08.08 at 6:05 pm
Wow.
They smoothly slipped that “possibly” in there, didn’t they?
Top notch audio editing.
09.09.08 at 12:46 pm
i love tv carnage…keep it coming dudes
09.15.08 at 3:57 am
Shit like this makes millions. It’s the outright balls/stupidity/lack of imagination of someone obsessed by business required to actually make it happen that is the key ingredient.
09.18.08 at 10:59 am
P.S. Emily, your friends were probably making a CUM toothbrushing website. This is where girls take lots of cum and brush their teeth with it. and yes they’ll want foam running down your chin.
Glad I could help.
09.18.08 at 11:01 am