STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » MTV PLEASE TELL ME WHO’S COOLER?

Anything is cool with sunglasses. Celery, middle aged pudgy men, an egg, a fart… annnnyyything ! Even a BMX skateboard contraption machine. Actually, scratch that.

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raymi Says:

first cat on the beach total hands down

05.15.08 at 3:31 pm
The Publics Says:

Fuck MTV, they are total sellouts man, it used be about the music, but now, shit I don’t even know, I don’t have cable so all I get is the CBC.

05.16.08 at 12:56 am
Anonymous Says:

haha no one watches television anymore! cool!

what is there, really, to watch on television? i mean, what was there on television? what was the appeal to begin with- I mean, i can see it with people who can’t read but who gives a fuck about them, right? television serves its purpose -keeps people stupid.

05.16.08 at 11:52 am
Moran Says:

9 lives, no question.

05.16.08 at 6:45 pm
Chuck Norris Says:

beach cat is a rebel without a cause…

the 9 lives is more of a rich bitch in a jag.

BEACH CAT WINS!!!

05.16.08 at 9:08 pm
Applejacks Says:

K…. that cat on the beach is actually getting heat stroke. Domestic cats don’t pant otherwise. Fucking mean.

05.20.08 at 8:20 pm
Mr. Happy Says:

beach cat chooses NOMEANSNO… 9 lives: “little monkeys making money!”

05.23.08 at 10:03 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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