After the novelty of a crash landing on another planet wears off, things get pretty boring. You covered the crash talk, the trash talk, the weird rash talk, the food stash talk… now what? You’ve gone over the pictures of your wife and kids so many times, your sick of missing them and your definitely sick of your spaceship friend’s face. You need to spice things up and get conversation going again. One word: Blowjobs. Look, astronauts get horny too and it’ll for sure add a whole new, weird astronauty dynamic to the scene.

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8 Comments
  1. texasstee Says:

    LOL! and more LOL! and more LOL!


  2. doodoo Says:

    I just stained my shirt because of a spit take. You are getting the BILL!


  3. Nick Says:

    I want to jump in that water. No homo.


  4. miaumiaume Says:

    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEO!


  5. mr.wilson Says:

    I’m pretty sure NASA has those man-pleasurer tube things (you know what I’m talking about) now to avert a four way 24/7/69.


  6. franny Says:

    FUNNY SHIT!


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  8. arhenz Says:

    Nick – you’re a dick, you fuckin’ closet case!
    Gay sex rules!
    God, you heterosexuals are such idiots! And STOP fucking BREEDING, already!! What is it going to take??
    STOP making little clones of yourself who will learn nothing, do nothing, or, perhaps, suck up a culture that doesn’t have a clue what to do and will leave these brain-dead idiots to populate this Earth!

    Breeders suck!
    End of story!


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