STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NAKED ASTRONAUTS GET BORED TOO

After the novelty of a crash landing on another planet wears off, things get pretty boring. You covered the crash talk, the trash talk, the weird rash talk, the food stash talk… now what? You’ve gone over the pictures of your wife and kids so many times, your sick of missing them and your definitely sick of your spaceship friend’s face. You need to spice things up and get conversation going again. One word: Blowjobs. Look, astronauts get horny too and it’ll for sure add a whole new, weird astronauty dynamic to the scene.

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This entry was posted on 04.09.08 at 1:17 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

texasstee Says:

LOL! and more LOL! and more LOL!

04.09.08 at 1:59 pm
doodoo Says:

I just stained my shirt because of a spit take. You are getting the BILL!

04.09.08 at 2:40 pm
Nick Says:

I want to jump in that water. No homo.

04.09.08 at 2:48 pm
miaumiaume Says:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEO!

04.09.08 at 3:02 pm
mr.wilson Says:

I’m pretty sure NASA has those man-pleasurer tube things (you know what I’m talking about) now to avert a four way 24/7/69.

04.09.08 at 3:40 pm
franny Says:

FUNNY SHIT!

04.10.08 at 10:59 am
I gave Charlton Heston a homosexual blowjob « fast fictions Says:

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04.20.08 at 3:33 pm
arhenz Says:

Nick – you’re a dick, you fuckin’ closet case!
Gay sex rules!
God, you heterosexuals are such idiots! And STOP fucking BREEDING, already!! What is it going to take??
STOP making little clones of yourself who will learn nothing, do nothing, or, perhaps, suck up a culture that doesn’t have a clue what to do and will leave these brain-dead idiots to populate this Earth!

Breeders suck!
End of story!

01.11.10 at 11:56 pm

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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