STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NO, I AM NOT REMINDED OF BOXING…

But I am reminded of a guy with a shyte-load of makeup on his face, dressed in satiny workout gear, trying to not look like a Filipino billionaire from the west Village. A.k.a. in this case: not possible.

**This clip compliments of the upcoming TV CARNAGE exercise video “Let’s work it Out”. So far it is so buff and sweaty that it can’t wait to breath heavily all over you. If I were you I’d look into getting some sweatbands on your balls (eyeballs silly). I’ll be previewing it in Los Angeles on June 6th 2009 at the Silent Movie Theater
Plus other assorted CARNAGE treats including a presentation of “One Man Force” One of my earliest inspirations for the also soon to be completed, TV CARNAGE comp “COP MOVIE”.

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9 Comments

JuCIFER Says:

I gotta get me a tank top like that, Beckles.

1X4 YOLANDA, YOU KNOW WHATS UP!

05.28.09 at 4:32 pm
Vane$$a Says:

Awesome vid! Y-town represent, yo! Thanks dude!

05.28.09 at 7:30 pm
sdf Says:

That was fun, Rick/Ray.

05.29.09 at 5:23 am
timhornyton Says:

EPIC! great clip

05.29.09 at 12:07 pm
FUCKING INTERNET Says:

YOU NEED TO TONE-DOWN THE FUCKING QUALITY ON THESE VIDEOS … THEY DONT LOAD RIGHT ON MY COMPUTER.

05.29.09 at 12:59 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

“loads” haha

05.29.09 at 4:18 pm
! Says:

just kidding!

05.29.09 at 5:26 pm
Snaggle Tooth Says:

What a fun day indeed!

05.30.09 at 12:40 pm
Danny Ramirez Says:

I think that’s Noah Wylie

06.10.09 at 3:08 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.