STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NO PLAY FOR MR REYNOLDS

“Just for Men” is also known as “Just for Fucking Amazing” in my circle of goons. Their ads are notoriously awkward and WEIRD and completely out of touch with every generation possible, from the unborn to the extremely dead. I collect these ads like the priceless pieces of art they are. Hung in special air conditioned units of my mind where teams of security brain cells guard them against memory loss or my sense of humor evolving into a that of the guy on the cover of the Just For Men Box.
From the fine vintage ad with a cop giving a speeding ticket to the recent born to be wild themed ads, just for men is indeed not just for men it is for… menkind.

Check out the look on her face cause his beard is not all one color. He might as well be wearing a fashioned from the scrota of homeless gentlemen.

This here clip is from A SORE FOR SIGHTED EYES!

P.S. The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!

This entry was posted on 02.03.09 at 11:03 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

. Says:

haha!

02.03.09 at 11:34 am
It's true Says:

Black chicks dig Burt Reynolds.

02.03.09 at 2:07 pm
CapatainQueef Says:

haha what the fuck was that! these tv carnage things always confuse the hell out of me. I liked keith hernandez in the beginning, i just finished up a seinfeld marathon with my roomates.

just wondering… it’s derrick that does all these right?

02.03.09 at 7:39 pm
dingles Says:

Awesome!

02.04.09 at 2:48 pm
lol@u Says:

ha I used to say that to my older friend who was dying his hair. that used to really piss him off. he stopped with the dye job, probably because of it.

02.05.09 at 11:51 am

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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