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NXNE TONIGHT. TORONTO. EL MACOMBO. 9 PM. TV CARNAGE.

COME TO THE ELMO TONIGHT @ 9PM. IT WILL BE AMAZING AND I HATE CHFI. THOSE COMMERCIALS ARE CREEPY AND ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MEN IN TORONTO WEARING LESBIAN GLASSES! Just my theory… relax.

This entry was posted on 06.19.09 at 8:36 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

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06.19.09 at 8:40 pm
jimminy cricket Says:

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06.19.09 at 8:58 pm
Curly Howard Says:

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06.20.09 at 1:27 am
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06.20.09 at 1:22 pm
Max Says:

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06.22.09 at 4:38 pm

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