STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OH CHERRY YOU RULE!

Girls meet Cherry Vanilla, she is one of the original naughty bits of the modern era. If you think you are bad, think again. Even Wendy O’ Williams was in awe of her and when Cherry was on stage there wasn’t a dry pair of undergarments in the house. It became that emotional.
Her favorite way of introducing herself: ‘Hi – I’m the Pork from New York.’
So this weekend ladies, remember, do it for Cherry, she deserves it.
Ohh and that’s Leon Redbone if you give a red bone.

XO
PINKY CARNAGE

This entry was posted on 09.11.09 at 8:46 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

Brian Says:

Gzowski has all the boner-hiding charisma of a pervy high school principal. Also, what a voice on Cherry!

09.11.09 at 10:11 am
Coach Tomkins Says:

Everything about this is old-timey and gross. Imagine what her vagina smells like after taking off her brown nylons.

09.11.09 at 12:30 pm
lol@u Says:

when I was kid everybody said wendy o did it with a jackhammer on stage. put it right up her snatch and hammered it. is that true?

09.11.09 at 12:57 pm
Anonymous Says:

professional pr lady

09.11.09 at 1:21 pm
Erik Kolacek Says:

Leon Redbone FTW!

09.11.09 at 1:35 pm
rosebush Says:

Bebe Buell was my favourite groupie…. but this clip changes everything.

09.11.09 at 1:54 pm
loosejuice Says:

leon redbone is pretty much the only cool music my dad liked. leon got me through a lot of heartache when i was 15

09.12.09 at 5:48 am
bolo Says:

I don’t love that ho, I’d rather see Redbone…

09.15.09 at 12:42 pm
Angster Purloin Says:

I agree, Leon Redbone steals the show here.

09.25.09 at 7:54 am

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