STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OH THE HORROR CONTINUES!

Finally, The Halloween arrives tomorrow, Nov 5th , so here are more favorite Halloween moments from the moving pictures. Look, just shut up and pretend, Also, if it’s any constipation, not to set a president but TV CARNAGE was unassailable due to impotent business. (arrested for helping fellow humans in a time of need)

This dad is so awesome. Even when it comes to finding dead bodies he is the coolest dad ever. He’s probably in a blues band, does his own taxes and gets money back and smokes “kush” with his fam!

This starts out all horror but it gets turned around when the sheriff describes his feelings!

This entry was posted on 11.04.08 at 3:53 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

7 Comments

yay Says:

more horror stories YAY!!!

11.04.08 at 6:27 pm
yay Says:

precedent, maybe?

11.04.08 at 6:38 pm
Chachi and the Ashley Tisdales Says:

Mr. Cuttingham has a lively spirit.

11.04.08 at 11:14 pm
Eazy E (I'm still alive, bitches) Says:

This is one of the bestest TV Carnage posts of the year,

11.05.08 at 10:37 pm
speeedwayshits. Says:

Holy Shit,is that reporter in the second video Rowdy Rowdy Pipers creepy girlfriend in They Live?

11.06.08 at 10:41 am
SHITCOCK Says:

what the hell is this crap?

11.07.08 at 10:46 pm
JB Fletcher Says:

Murder She Wrote

11.08.08 at 4:21 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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