I can’t watch movies anymore. It’s over. PERIOD.I can only watch the behind the scenes. The part where they naively think you will be into seeing the magic of film by seeing the curtain drawn back… to reveal a fart. It’s like a DVD extra of watching a magician buy a deck of magic cards and then pick up his laundry. The truth is, I am addicted to the shittyness . Call me crazy but seeing the magician argue about missing socks and get red faced is way better than his act.
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please tell me what movie this is from. there’s a vid up here from this same movie, where the guy in the turban gets a gun to the face, and he doesnt give a fuck. i need to see this movie.
06.25.08 at 3:39 pm
here is the other clip. c’mon guys. what movie is this?
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/tvcarnage/twenty-guns-to-my-head/
06.25.08 at 3:43 pm
the name of the film is Turban Man
natch
06.25.08 at 8:37 pm
Funny [ ] Not Funny[x]
06.26.08 at 2:42 am
Oh Lords!!!! So much cracks me up! The Tim Rothish dude with his gun drawn in the background. The Indian action hero. The blue tarp folded over so many times to break a fall. The “filmakers” with backwards caps and ringer shirts (old navy?) all like “we’re gonna shoot the fuck outta this script.”
06.26.08 at 9:05 am
TV can show you how they do the trick, but they can’t show you how they make the magic. They can show you the steak, but they can’t show you the sizzle. They can show you the smoke, but they can’t show you the mirrors (unless they shoot them at an angle so you can’t see the cameras). They can’t show the cameras, or we’ll see how they make the magic (with cameras).
06.26.08 at 10:28 am
Oh, it is funny. It’s definitely funny. As always.
06.26.08 at 11:59 am
Racist [x] Not Racist [ ]
06.29.08 at 1:20 am
Race?? Who wrestled with anything about race?
06.30.08 at 2:52 am
winter of discount tent is spose to be here?! who the fuck invited that turd burglar!
06.30.08 at 10:04 am
‘Behind the scene’ footage from a B-Movie featuring a turbaned perp could be funny, if someone tripped or whatever. No one does. So by Sherlock Holmesian deduction it’s not only unfunny, but racist.
However, I’ll settle for unfunny, if calling something racist brings out the “student loan” in you.
07.04.08 at 2:14 am
I wish there were more pages like yours! Really excellent material, thanks!
02.03.09 at 11:52 pm