When Traci Lords was sucking and fucking her way to the bottom life was free and easy. Then one day the bottom fell out and she was left wondering what the fudge she was going to do with her life. Thankfully, she realized she was a versatile woman of extraordinary talents; that could be fully realized with a bit of courage. Thus a series of legitimate exercise tapes which remind us nothing of her past as a porn star.
I recommend watching the clip twice. Once for the fitness tips and the other for the tips on home décor.

  1. ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER PORN WORKOUT
  2. PRESIDENTIAL ROAD RAGE
  3. PARENTING TIPS FROM CHRIS NIERATKO: #37 LEAVE ‘EM BEHIND
  4. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: 3RD LOVE/PORN LETTER
  5. SORRY ALYSSA, WHAT’S THIS CALLED? I WAS THINKING OF FILTH…

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9 Comments
  1. Filo Says:

    It’s floor fucker cise


  2. Moran Says:

    Transit… whoops I’ve slipped over.


  3. Gustave Says:

    Moran, I think you mean slipped out.


  4. Gayboners Says:

    I’ve never felt more alive!


  5. stevienickelback Says:

    too good


  6. Kiwi Boy Says:

    That is the most “porno” music ever!!!


  7. crunchy bumpkin Says:

    “i wish i was that carpet”


  8. coati Says:

    that’s not traci. i’ve seen her tapes. on one she does a godawful rap


  9. Chachi Says:

    I dig the decor, but it’s missing the subdued pink light.


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