STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OHH LORDS I LOVE THE FURNITURE!

When Traci Lords was sucking and fucking her way to the bottom life was free and easy. Then one day the bottom fell out and she was left wondering what the fudge she was going to do with her life. Thankfully, she realized she was a versatile woman of extraordinary talents; that could be fully realized with a bit of courage. Thus a series of legitimate exercise tapes which remind us nothing of her past as a porn star.
I recommend watching the clip twice. Once for the fitness tips and the other for the tips on home décor.

This entry was posted on 04.16.08 at 5:07 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

Filo Says:

It’s floor fucker cise

04.16.08 at 5:33 pm
Moran Says:

Transit… whoops I’ve slipped over.

04.16.08 at 5:40 pm
Gustave Says:

Moran, I think you mean slipped out.

04.16.08 at 6:16 pm
Gayboners Says:

I’ve never felt more alive!

04.16.08 at 9:58 pm
stevienickelback Says:

too good

04.17.08 at 2:02 pm
Kiwi Boy Says:

That is the most “porno” music ever!!!

04.17.08 at 9:17 pm
crunchy bumpkin Says:

“i wish i was that carpet”

04.19.08 at 11:33 am
coati Says:

that’s not traci. i’ve seen her tapes. on one she does a godawful rap

04.20.08 at 7:11 pm
Chachi Says:

I dig the decor, but it’s missing the subdued pink light.

04.25.08 at 9:23 am

STREET BONER 1081

True love is when you say, “If she grew a dick, I’d figure out what to do with it.”

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STREET BONER 1080

It’s confusing to see the drum tech from Velvet Revolver pulling 8s but know this: “The worm who sits on a hook every fucking night will, eventually, get a bite.”

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Sometimes it feels like homeless people are the only honest people left.

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Friday nights make me so happy to be alive, I get embarrassed for dead people.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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