Tomorrow is Canada’s Birthday! Shiiiitttt. While America peeled away from Britain’s house on its momocycle, doling out bountiful amounts of the finger, Canada instead cleared its throat and stated” In a fortnight I shall be taking my leave mummy and doddy” Canada then went to its room , packed its beaver pelts and promised to put mummy on the currency. Canada, from that day on called home each and everyday to regale in the delightful events of its new life.
So, if you are anything like us here at streetcarnage.com you want to wish that chubby, rosey-cheeked, wussy, FOP known as our home and native land, a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Welcome to CANADA WEEK honorary international HOSERS.
Fuckin’-A-rights let’s party, fuck! Right onnnnn!
CLIP: This is Jane Eastwood forced to do a talk show so out of desperation and he fact that NOBODY is around to do a Canadian summer afternoon talkshow, she resorts to interviewing her hairdresser about face lifts. Jane is a famous Canadian hoser-actress that you have never heard of. She is awesome. However Canadian TV is BRUTAL!
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CBC= Canadian Boomers Coping
They always look so desperate for content. Like everyone at a network died and somebody forced your parents to take it over.
06.30.08 at 4:59 pm
Happy Birthday and God Save the Queen!
06.30.08 at 5:01 pm
Seeing Jane Eastwood on your site got the ole wheels turning, which lead me to this:
http://www.amazon.ca/King-of-Kensington-Season-1/dp/B000VJ3DUY
Imagine seeing that teddy bear of a man on a 42-inch flatscreen. Yes, please.
06.30.08 at 5:04 pm
the theme song sounds like farting.
06.30.08 at 5:07 pm
I think her hairdresser is gay.I THINK, I’m waiting for the pie charts and lab results…
06.30.08 at 6:16 pm
Hooray for Lower and Upper Canada not totally hating each other anymore. And maybe including the maritimes in on this. (West coast can suck it, still.)
07.01.08 at 12:15 am
The guy being interviewed looks like a skinny Mr. Rogers
07.02.08 at 2:53 am
Glorious. The truth of the matter is that I respect Gavin and Pinky 23% more than neccessary because they are Canadian.
07.02.08 at 8:04 am
That’s Mr. Rogers.
07.04.08 at 3:34 am
OMG – KING OF KENSINGTON! I love that show.
07.04.08 at 10:29 am
They should give her hairdresser his own show.
07.08.08 at 12:59 pm
That hairdresser is like an angry Marine.
07.08.08 at 2:07 pm