STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OKAYYYY, BUT I MIGHT KILL YOU

Okayyy, if you really want me to; but not to brag about my penis largeness, I’m pretty sure I’d destroy you with the intercourse of sex.

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15 Comments

BONERKILL Says:

DANG BECKLES, THAT ROTARY TELEPHONE JUST KILT MY BONER

05.22.09 at 10:08 am
the wife didn't do it Says:

CUTE! she’s like a finger puppet.

05.22.09 at 11:00 am
Uselysses Says:

quad free is still too expensive

05.22.09 at 12:45 pm
crass jesus Says:

sit and spin

05.22.09 at 3:51 pm
edward special Says:

what happen here?

05.22.09 at 3:53 pm
fukinhell Says:

ummm awesommmeeeeeeee

05.22.09 at 10:05 pm
Gayboners Says:

This is definitely one of my recent favorites.

05.23.09 at 2:43 pm
Barfington the cat Says:

Rachel Dratch is doing phone sex ads huh? Depress-o.

05.23.09 at 8:14 pm
The Unusual Conclusions of Rutherford S. Nettles Says:

Ah yes, very innovative.

05.24.09 at 12:33 pm
autozocks Says:

ahahahhah “uh i unno, well, ok baby yeah if you say so.”

05.24.09 at 3:04 pm
srsly Says:

Fanciful gyrations, a beauty.

05.24.09 at 3:55 pm
fuckface Says:

hahahahahahahahaha (snort) hahahahahahahah

05.24.09 at 6:18 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

Now this I can jerk off to.

05.26.09 at 1:06 pm
Benedict M. Smith Says:

to quote Borat, “eez very niice”

05.27.09 at 3:57 pm
rashburn Says:

note to self: begin construction of jumbo-sized rotary phone immediately

05.29.09 at 1:14 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you realize her boyfriend sucks and you could probably get her to dump him.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.