This is one of our favorite pieces of matter ever created. He can be seen on the re-release of A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC. He is part Michael Keaton and ALL Canadian hoser. This pair of sunglasses is an enigma. He’s a LONE WOLF who beats off to his own drum. He plays by his rules. He breaks up with women by saying “Look, your not ready for this ride.” He should be on the cover of Time boringzine’s PERSON OF THE YEAR issue.
“I’m always constantly solving things or not solving them”
Holy Shit he can solve things or as an option, be capable of the dark side of “solving” things. Not solving them.
His idea of a break from it all is to smoke a joint and go to a coffee shop and write in his journal or something. Jealous much?
PS The “coffee shop” he is referring to are the Canadian Mary Jane Coffee shops. Perfect.
The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Your Honor, he is leading the Rickness.
Seriously. Rick wasn’t into talking about chicks but the host forced him and Rick made it work (against his will).
01.07.09 at 12:39 am
I think Rick was trying to hang back. Then he was asked and he “Ricked it.” He seduced all of us with his George Bernard Rick-Shaw, take on life. Rick is US, society.
01.07.09 at 1:51 am
i bet those writings are something else.
01.07.09 at 4:11 am
My favorite movie is Mr. Mom.
“Want a beer?”
“It’s 7 o’clock in the morning.”
“…Scotch?”
01.07.09 at 10:14 am
haha what the fuck is this from? by the way that shirt he was wearing is 100% home grown canadian hoser.
01.07.09 at 11:48 am
This show was on in Vancouver which is a weird combination of West Coast flakiness and pure hoserness. Our friend Vern is related to the black bald dude in the back. He once told Vern women like bald men because it looks like a giant penis. That made us introspect.
01.07.09 at 12:33 pm
Steve-o’s voice is looking well in the body of another man. Cung rats!
01.07.09 at 2:41 pm
Will Arnett is part of the Rick recipe too, no?
01.08.09 at 3:06 am
To be fair this guy would probably be good to drink with. Although he would play too much Eric Clapton, he would have some funny stories about pussy and stinking up the bathroom. But the minute he busts out the papers that’s your cue to leave because high 40 year olds suck.
01.08.09 at 5:26 pm
over-analyze everything.
01.08.09 at 7:01 pm
everyone at my neighborhood coffee shop needs to hear this guy
01.10.09 at 6:47 pm
Your “not ready” got mixed up with you’re density.
01.11.09 at 5:07 pm
Yes, even villagers know the diff between “your” and “you’re.”
http://www.leafpile.com/TravelLog/Romania/Farming/Slaughter/Pig/Pig.htm
01.11.09 at 5:17 pm
Since when does a bunch of slovenly middle aged men milling around awkwardly indicate relaxed atmosphere?
It kinds of reminds me of the poor attempts at social ambiance that burdened a saved by the bell-esque show when a paltry 8 kids would fill a room, forcefully trying to create an attempt at stifled dialogue… wait… then a snapshot of contrived adolescent social excursions ends up appearing strangely accurate.. what a meta-crazy-ironic-weird twist on everything. oh my god. fuck my mouth.
01.12.09 at 5:55 am
I have watched this about 10 times
01.13.09 at 1:23 am
I’ve watched this at least twice a day since it was posted.
01.13.09 at 4:03 pm
man i keep watching this thing, still.
02.03.09 at 3:41 am
Me too.
04.08.09 at 1:48 pm