Horror movies are NOTHING without exercise scenes. It’s a way to just let down our proverbial terrified hair for a proverbial moment and get some proverbial air, all the while knowing someone is gonna get a drill through their proverbial forehead within the next proverbial 15 minutes. It’s a safe, sexy, fun and fancy-free way to get in some some tits and ass (minus the blood all over them) before those same pants your relaxing in during this scene will be filled with fright induced shit in a few short moments.
This is why we at STREET CARNAGE salute the “EXERCISE MONTAGE BEFORE YOU SHIT YOURSELF” as our 4th favorite, useless device in Horror filmssssssssss.



  1. WORD ON THE STREET: FAVORITE COLOR
  2. SORRY ALYSSA, WHAT’S THIS CALLED? I WAS THINKING OF FILTH…
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: GIRLS WITH HEELS SITTING ON THE GROUND
  4. OPEN MIC: MORAL INJUSTICE OR CIVIL DUTY?

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12 Comments
  1. Gayboners Says:

    Norma! Quit slackin’!


  2. rjb Says:

    DO I detect some PJ Soles in there?


  3. omg Says:

    this is so hot.


  4. Chachi and the Ashley Tisdales Says:

    I’ve always been attracted to images like this.


  5. stupe Says:

    Graduation Day?


  6. Bad News Blues Says:

    If you cut Dov Charney’s head open, this would fly out.


  7. DOUGLAS PANTS Says:

    im laughing


  8. The Muffin Man Says:

    ’70’s muff!


  9. Isabel from Ecuador Says:

    Those are the socks everyone should use


  10. Lepke Says:

    carrie?


  11. tommy gun Says:

    good lord my dick is hard


  12. SWM42 Says:

    The origninal “Carrie”…great movie, many now famous actors/actresses….hey, that gym teacher is the mom from the tv show “8 is enough”.

    Ah, Fuck! I’m getting old…


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