STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OUR FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE SCENES: #4

Horror movies are NOTHING without exercise scenes. It’s a way to just let down our proverbial terrified hair for a proverbial moment and get some proverbial air, all the while knowing someone is gonna get a drill through their proverbial forehead within the next proverbial 15 minutes. It’s a safe, sexy, fun and fancy-free way to get in some some tits and ass (minus the blood all over them) before those same pants your relaxing in during this scene will be filled with fright induced shit in a few short moments.
This is why we at STREET CARNAGE salute the “EXERCISE MONTAGE BEFORE YOU SHIT YOURSELF” as our 4th favorite, useless device in Horror filmssssssssss.

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This entry was posted on 10.29.08 at 1:49 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

12 Comments

Gayboners Says:

Norma! Quit slackin’!

10.29.08 at 10:36 pm
rjb Says:

DO I detect some PJ Soles in there?

10.29.08 at 11:59 pm
omg Says:

this is so hot.

10.30.08 at 7:35 am
Chachi and the Ashley Tisdales Says:

I’ve always been attracted to images like this.

10.30.08 at 9:10 am
stupe Says:

Graduation Day?

10.30.08 at 3:20 pm
Bad News Blues Says:

If you cut Dov Charney’s head open, this would fly out.

10.31.08 at 5:43 am
DOUGLAS PANTS Says:

im laughing

11.02.08 at 12:18 pm
The Muffin Man Says:

’70’s muff!

11.03.08 at 9:20 pm
Isabel from Ecuador Says:

Those are the socks everyone should use

11.06.08 at 8:27 pm
Lepke Says:

carrie?

11.12.08 at 6:09 pm
tommy gun Says:

good lord my dick is hard

11.18.08 at 1:04 am
SWM42 Says:

The origninal “Carrie”…great movie, many now famous actors/actresses….hey, that gym teacher is the mom from the tv show “8 is enough”.

Ah, Fuck! I’m getting old…

12.01.08 at 4:13 pm

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It’s confusing to see the drum tech from Velvet Revolver pulling 8s but know this: “The worm who sits on a hook every fucking night, will, eventually, get a bite.”

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Sometimes it feels like homeless people are the only honest people left.

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Friday nights make me so happy to be alive, I get embarrassed for dead people.

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“See? You’re way shorter than me.”

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