STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OVER THE GAY BAR

When you go out with your son because you want to bond and have him understand your lifestyle and meet your friends, make sure EVERYONE knows who he is so they don’t assume he’s just a casual fling. It’s for a simple fact. If you go to the back room for a Sacramento Stroke or Grand Rapids Gargle and you leave your beautiful son at the bar, people will assume he WAS some random guy with you until you left on your mission. Ergo, he will be hit on mercilessly and upon your return probably ruin the rest of your night with his bullshit crying and “Dad you have no idea what he tried…” BUZZ KILL!

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8 Comments

pornorama Says:

i checked out the vice site the other day after a long time.

fuck it sucks

04.04.08 at 3:49 pm
stevienickelback Says:

thanks… I will never arm wrestle again.

04.04.08 at 4:42 pm
tinyreena Says:

OH MY GOD! YOU ARE SO FUNNNYYYY!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

04.04.08 at 8:25 pm
lola may Says:

carnage is my heroin.

04.04.08 at 10:43 pm
Kiwi Boy Says:

Over The Top is Stallone at his best!

04.06.08 at 12:54 am
plop Says:

arm wrestling for a cause!

04.06.08 at 12:30 pm
justin Says:

AHH HA HA HA it’s the eagle!

04.07.08 at 11:12 am
baby dick Says:

that last part is what jail’s like.

04.09.08 at 12:52 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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