TV CARNAGE ARCHIVE

TV CARNAGE: BHM™ BREAKDANCING WITH ORBS


Here’s a Black History Month fact: In the future, white people are terrible at orb hockey.

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TV CARNAGE: BHM™ POST-VALENTINES CHUBBY FUCK


If you didn’t spend a Valentine’s Day exactly like this, then get on your knees and yell at whatever you refer to as a God.

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TV CARNAGE: MORE ROMANCE


The guy’s name is “Trucker.” Really? A professional writer came up with that hunky name…. Wow.

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TV CARNAGE: B.H.M.™ – HOW TO GET LAID


What woman doesn’t want to screw a guy who just chopped off his finger?

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TV CARNAGE: B.H.M™ PRESENTS – GETTING FIRED BY A PRO


I am so speechless when I watch this scene, I feel like Helen Keller. If there was ever a reason to have a “Best Hand Acting” category at the Oscars, this is it.

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TV CARNAGE: B.H.M.™ PRESENTS – A GREAT PUNCHLINE


To quote Melvin Van Peebles (Sweet Sweetback’s baad asssss song) “Great Koonga Mongo,” I believe was the killer punchline.

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TV CARNAGE: B.H.M.™ PRESENTS – WHITE PEOPLE WALK FUNNY


Sometime ago the “white people walk funny” joke was presented to white people by a less white person — probably in the mid to late 60s because doing it any earlier would have had the Negro chap saying it segregated to the dead area of life.

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TV CARNAGE: DING DONG, B.H.M.™ CALLING


It’s here again! Black History Month or B.H.M.™ as no one likes to say.

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STREET CARNAGE RADIO 03.19.10
BUZZCOCKS

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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

★★★★★★★★★☆

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“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

★★★★★★★★☆☆

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Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

★★★★★★★½☆☆

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You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

★★★★★★★½☆☆


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