One of the things TV CARNAGE has dedicated itself to over the last 100 years of it’s existence; is to champion the rights of people who can legitimately act. Paris Hilton is one of these people. She gets poo revues for her acting abilities but she’s actually incredible at the craft. In this scene she is dialing a phone number while in a golf cart, then almost hits girls in bikinis, then gets on the phone without talking (you try that), then drops the phone and then picks up that same phone with one hand. Check out her hand acting. Then she looks surprised, then shocked that she is about to almost hit someone else, then terrified she as careens into empty boxes. I think she even says “fuck” under her breathe as bonus acting sauce.
My case is having a nap. Next.
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I am sorry. She is good. Thank you.
08.22.08 at 1:33 pm
I’d fuck paris hilton. REAL TALK
08.22.08 at 1:52 pm
Men do this. Women do this. It’s so annoying when you’re trying to talk about someone and people chime in about whether or not they would fuck them when that’s not the point of the conversation. Since when do we care who you’d fuck? Should all the rules of conversation change so you can tell us who’d you’d want to be inside/have inside you?
This doesn’t hold for situations when you are just talking about who you’d fuck.
08.22.08 at 6:56 pm
Carnage you have made me realize that this fucking broad is a fucking talent.”One hand”
08.22.08 at 6:58 pm
R.I.P. actor Julius J. Carry III
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBTkdaHkFhw
08.22.08 at 7:31 pm
naw a see no vadeo
08.23.08 at 8:58 pm
nope video
08.24.08 at 9:18 pm
Jason Mewes?
08.25.08 at 3:31 pm
Snooch to tha mother fuckin’ booch!
08.27.08 at 3:04 am
YES! JASON MEWES!
08.27.08 at 1:03 pm
i like paris too o__0
08.27.08 at 7:52 pm
oh i get it it’s irony
08.28.08 at 11:43 pm