I need friends like these. They’ll always be there for you, probably know a shit load about stereos, they look sharp and you’ll always have a blast. They’ll say things like “It is what it is” whether it’s at a sold out Ben Stiller film or at the fact your entire family was murdered by that dude, Hal Kyda.



  1. DOUBLE PLAY: I GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
  2. HAIM SANDWICH
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: LOREN CASS IS A STEAMING PILE
  4. DEAR STREET CARNAGE READER
  5. ASK BARF: MY FRIENDS ARE NO FUN

This entry was posted on 06.13.09 at 11:31 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
7 Comments
  1. Books & Backpacks Says:

    To me, all movies from this time period look like “Weekend at Bernie’s”.


  2. skull front Says:

    to true.

    the entertainment world has run its course. ashton kutch and jeniffer asston. please stop


  3. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    Why does that guy look like Beckles’s Cuban half-brother?


  4. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    …or maybe French.


  5. lol@u Says:

    weekend at bernies is a time period that never ended. it is with us now, all around us, like the roman empire.


  6. JuCIFER Says:

    buddy film


  7. zippy Says:

    He pulled on his finger and the guy got a stiffy. Good fun!


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