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PLEASE SAY YOU’RE AVAILABLE FOR FRIENDSHIP

I need friends like these. They’ll always be there for you, probably know a shit load about stereos, they look sharp and you’ll always have a blast. They’ll say things like “It is what it is” whether it’s at a sold out Ben Stiller film or at the fact your entire family was murdered by that dude, Hal Kyda.

This entry was posted on 06.13.09 at 11:31 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

7 Comments

Books & Backpacks Says:

To me, all movies from this time period look like “Weekend at Bernie’s”.

06.13.09 at 8:41 pm
skull front Says:

to true.

the entertainment world has run its course. ashton kutch and jeniffer asston. please stop

06.14.09 at 3:00 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

Why does that guy look like Beckles’s Cuban half-brother?

06.15.09 at 2:55 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

…or maybe French.

06.15.09 at 2:56 pm
lol@u Says:

weekend at bernies is a time period that never ended. it is with us now, all around us, like the roman empire.

06.15.09 at 8:09 pm
JuCIFER Says:

buddy film

06.16.09 at 6:14 pm
zippy Says:

He pulled on his finger and the guy got a stiffy. Good fun!

07.01.09 at 10:46 am

STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET BONER 1114

It must be weird for gays to go from a small town where everybody points to New York City where they run the joint.

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STREET BONER 1113

You only get about 30 seconds to discuss race in New York before everyone collapses from boredom.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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