STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » PORN STAR PET DAY

Today is PPD DAY!! So celebrate it! (Not Paranoid Personality Disorder Day, that’s coming up; so remember to get gifts to fuck over those people before they fuck you over!) TODAY is PORNSTAR PET DAY! A day started by Street Carnage several hours ago and as you know it’s a lot of fun for the family, especially if you have the right knick-knacks around the house.
You can dress the family pet up in dildos, or you can Gerbil your spouse with the kids’ pets, you can even see if your pussy can do the dog. So enjoy PORN STAR PET DAY! It’s a gift from the GODS, aka US.
Heyyy loookkk! It’s already catching on; we just got this clip from a couple that loves our new day and made a film to celebrate! They even mention that the dog is all wet… great.

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10 Comments

Satan Davis Jr. Says:

Goddamnit I was hoping for some bestiality.

03.04.09 at 4:18 pm
srsly Says:

evan stone was one of the daters on that terrific show “blinddate”

i think it was staged because, he got the girl in the end.

03.04.09 at 9:41 pm
Frank DeFalco Says:

My friend directed Porn Star Pets! Gotta let her know she made it to Street Cargnage!

03.04.09 at 11:31 pm
felix Says:

…not the donkey.

03.05.09 at 10:43 am
g Says:

ummm i found this heartwarming

03.05.09 at 4:35 pm
Krystal Says:

hahahah evan stone is the best pornstar ever

03.06.09 at 5:01 pm
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03.08.09 at 5:15 pm
StarWars Says:

Not the three of us, ha ha. (Actually yes the three of us.)

03.09.09 at 7:00 pm
Chris Duncan Clothing Says:

I like the rocks on the side of the walk way…..TV CARNAGE AHHHHHHHHH

03.11.09 at 2:37 am
fizzlebottom Says:

This movie is far too conceptual for me. Pinkie, can you not use clips from experimental directors. I want something stoopid, not Maya Deren

03.25.09 at 10:00 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.