STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THE PUNK IS COMING! THE PUNK IS COMING!

When things like PUNK are about to kick down your door and fondle your kids, don’t get angry, get defensive. This report on punk is so afraid of wacko sounding music it is cringe inducing. Being afraid of punk was like being afraid of Chuck Berry but these boomers that “changed the world” have no problem being equally as terrified of music. I want to marry this report.

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8 Comments

Loomis Says:

Sounds like muzac to me.

06.20.08 at 12:23 pm
Jim Goad Says:

After watching Chuck Berry piss and fart on an uninterrupted string of 144,000 groupies or so, fearing him may be a healthy evolutionary defense mechanism.

http://www.jimgoad.net/pdf/chuckberry.pdf

06.20.08 at 3:16 pm
Gorbollocks Says:

thank god for industrial earplugs.

06.20.08 at 4:49 pm
monie love Says:

teenage head were the greatest band ever. “kissin’ the carpet” is the funnest song of all time and describes your lifestyle perfectly.

06.21.08 at 7:34 am
Dear Ich Beckler Says:

Is this too easy for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQmXK91lQqY

06.22.08 at 11:27 pm
Butchie Says:

Goddam kids and their music.

06.23.08 at 9:34 pm
fat ugly guy Says:

those fucking, FUCKING kids better WATCH IT or they’ll turn into their parents

thanks for this report on current music trends, tv carnage

06.25.08 at 9:03 am
nahs Says:

what the hell?i love them…..boooohoooo!

06.28.08 at 4:11 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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