THE PUNK IS COMING! THE PUNK IS COMING!


When things like PUNK are about to kick down your door and fondle your kids, don’t get angry, get defensive. This report on punk is so afraid of wacko sounding music it is cringe inducing. Being afraid of punk was like being afraid of Chuck Berry but these boomers that “changed the world” have no problem being equally as terrified of music. I want to marry this report.

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8 Comments

  1. Loomis Says:

    Sounds like muzac to me.

  2. Jim Goad Says:

    After watching Chuck Berry piss and fart on an uninterrupted string of 144,000 groupies or so, fearing him may be a healthy evolutionary defense mechanism.

    http://www.jimgoad.net/pdf/chuckberry.pdf

  3. Gorbollocks Says:

    thank god for industrial earplugs.

  4. monie love Says:

    teenage head were the greatest band ever. “kissin’ the carpet” is the funnest song of all time and describes your lifestyle perfectly.

  5. Dear Ich Beckler Says:

    Is this too easy for you?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQmXK91lQqY

  6. Butchie Says:

    Goddam kids and their music.

  7. fat ugly guy Says:

    those fucking, FUCKING kids better WATCH IT or they’ll turn into their parents

    thanks for this report on current music trends, tv carnage

  8. nahs Says:

    what the hell?i love them…..boooohoooo!

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12.19.08 1 Comment / Open radio show in new window

January 9, 2009 11:59 am


If you see someone like this with a guy who doesn’t seem to care, know that it’s her brother and he’s sick of having these feelings.

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January 9, 2009 12:01 am


Hotchickswithdouchebags should just change it’s name to “Earth.”

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