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PUPPETS DON’T KNOW SHIT!

Fuck these puppets, you can tell they are loser, assholes and they aren’t old enough to know shit!. You heard me.

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15 Comments

Bein' in Nepean Says:

that turtle needs to lend some of his neck to squash-faced-cat-boy.

03.20.09 at 9:28 pm
wowwwww Says:

this is insane

03.21.09 at 12:16 pm
CaptainQueef Says:

haha what the hell

03.21.09 at 12:27 pm
Chris Duncan Clothing ((((NEW BIG DADDY AD)))) Says:

yes this is a wig…FUCKING wigged ME OUT

03.22.09 at 2:39 am
Columbo Says:

Clinically Retarded.

03.22.09 at 6:40 am
10 dollar briefcase Says:

It’s like ‘the muppets’ meets ‘mary worth’. Where’s my vaseline.

03.22.09 at 3:32 pm
fatass Says:

I think that cat was modeled after Bukowski.

03.22.09 at 8:48 pm
Komma Comelian Says:

One too many commas

03.23.09 at 7:14 am
sheed Says:

toby looks like gavin

03.23.09 at 3:46 pm
dapwell Says:

that turtle sounds like a real square. he probably wouldn’t let his daughter marry an indian or puerto rican dude. FLY ASS HAT THO.

03.25.09 at 3:29 am
neezy Says:

you can’t be too high when you watch this cuz your brain will just burn up trying to process all the wtfs

03.26.09 at 11:52 am
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

jesus who decided it was a good idea to make a small screen adaptation of every “funnies” in the world.

good grief.

03.30.09 at 8:05 am
Dr. Fate Says:

more please.

03.31.09 at 6:33 am
fatass Says:

WHAT IS THIS FROM

03.31.09 at 11:27 pm
tof Says:

watch this again and think of that cat thing as a puppet version of andy rooney

04.02.09 at 7:16 pm

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This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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