STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » REALLY? ANOTHER BAD GUY PLAN LIKE THIS?

The Bad Guy Institute needs to stop teaching aspiring bad men to always take the path of most resistance? Smashing cars off of the road, wrecking your own car, destroying your neck from the severe jostling, then shooting out of a fucking window AND finally kidnapping the smart ass you are after so he can escape an hour later and fuck you over. Get the guy then kill him; done. You are a BAD GUY not someone sent to retrieve a kid from a cult.
PS “Severe Jostling” are playing tonight at the Mercury Lounge. Tickets are still available.

This entry was posted on 09.18.08 at 1:48 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

Gene Siskel Says:

Affleck… Whitaker… “My Little Friend: The Movie”

09.18.08 at 4:59 pm
uncle beef Says:

Then say hello to my little….FRIEND!!

09.18.08 at 6:50 pm
Another Good Guy One-Liner Like This? Says:

“You want to play? Say hello to my little…” How you gonna throw two cliche one-liners together into an uber-one-liner? It’s like that Poison song, “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn”, when they reel off line after line of cliches. Except they said it better than I could.

09.18.08 at 11:21 pm
Gene Siskel Says:

This film is in the Top 20 over at IMDB.

09.19.08 at 12:06 am
shank Says:

holy shit! that was so fucking funny. triple knee splapper

09.22.08 at 8:54 pm

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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