STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » REMEMBERING THE CRAZIEST OF JOE’S

If you grew up in a Canadian town with a name like Mississauga, Unionville, Toronto or Downsview in the early 1900’s you would constantly see this guy on the TV machine. He sold the worse looking everything and anything, that could conceivably be considered decoration for the home. Everyone said he was a Hasid but he just came across like a Greek guy without Payis and visually implying he was an Orthodox Jewish bloke . At any rate he was apparently really ruthless and all aboot “PAY US!”

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9 Comments

weewee Says:

David Cross

11.12.09 at 3:13 pm
buffalowinger Says:

owww my following!

11.12.09 at 5:17 pm
worthless post Says:

canadian nostalgia does nothing for the rest of the world.

11.12.09 at 5:24 pm
poopsmear Says:

haha, he DOES look like david cross, and that accent is definitely yiddish.

11.12.09 at 8:59 pm
R Says:

this is like watching the evolution of joy division into like interpol

it all makes sense now..

11.12.09 at 10:57 pm
R Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOHY2eEXOY&feature=player_embedded

11.12.09 at 10:57 pm
Gary Lachance Says:

large selection of vertical blinds

11.13.09 at 4:55 am
grumpy old man Says:

someone needs to find a J&E Grocery commercial

11.13.09 at 12:47 pm
gregor Says:

look like run dmc

11.17.09 at 2:53 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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