STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » RENT AN ACTRESS

Look, Liza (With a "Z") is an incredible talent.I think she is amazing and if I could I would get pregnant and have her as my child. I’d have 18 of her. She is better than a blow job or a lick job or a rim job or a snow job. She is the best. Okay? Please understand I meant NO harm.

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PINK TREAT Says:

I like how her boobs wiggled when she crawled on the ground. That was my favorite part.

06.04.08 at 12:50 pm
sarahhaha Says:

Or how she says “Am I coming in or are gonna do this in the hall?!”It sounds like it’s the 300th time she has said that in her life.

06.04.08 at 6:05 pm
Gayboners Says:

Dude, that happens to me ALL THE TIME.

06.05.08 at 4:52 am
Gayboners Says:

is that the nigga from daft punk?

06.05.08 at 5:11 am
TV Carnage Says:

Hitler’s Motown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsxeRgT7R78

06.05.08 at 12:39 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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