Look, Liza (With a "Z") is an incredible talent.I think she is amazing and if I could I would get pregnant and have her as my child. I’d have 18 of her. She is better than a blow job or a lick job or a rim job or a snow job. She is the best. Okay? Please understand I meant NO harm.

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  1. PINK TREAT Says:

    I like how her boobs wiggled when she crawled on the ground. That was my favorite part.


  2. sarahhaha Says:

    Or how she says “Am I coming in or are gonna do this in the hall?!”It sounds like it’s the 300th time she has said that in her life.


  3. Gayboners Says:

    Dude, that happens to me ALL THE TIME.


  4. Gayboners Says:

    is that the nigga from daft punk?


  5. TV Carnage Says:

    Hitler’s Motown
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsxeRgT7R78


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