STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » RENT AN ACTRESS

Look, Liza (With a "Z") is an incredible talent.I think she is amazing and if I could I would get pregnant and have her as my child. I’d have 18 of her. She is better than a blow job or a lick job or a rim job or a snow job. She is the best. Okay? Please understand I meant NO harm.

This entry was posted on 06.04.08 at 1:47 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

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PINK TREAT Says:

I like how her boobs wiggled when she crawled on the ground. That was my favorite part.

06.04.08 at 12:50 pm
sarahhaha Says:

Or how she says “Am I coming in or are gonna do this in the hall?!”It sounds like it’s the 300th time she has said that in her life.

06.04.08 at 6:05 pm
Gayboners Says:

Dude, that happens to me ALL THE TIME.

06.05.08 at 4:52 am
Gayboners Says:

is that the nigga from daft punk?

06.05.08 at 5:11 am
TV Carnage Says:

Hitler’s Motown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsxeRgT7R78

06.05.08 at 12:39 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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