STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » RIDING THE BUS WITH THE OSCARS!

THE OSCARS WERE AWESOME AS USUAL! They are still best summed up in George Clooney’s vivacious 2006 Oscar speech. I feel this ALIVE whenever I hear that speech! “Inspirational” ain’t just a river that flows through George or the Academy… it flows through all of us! Thanks Oscars… kudos once again!

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6 Comments

scottiecapslock Says:

is that rosie o’donell?

02.25.08 at 12:16 pm
texasstee Says:

she is so into his smug speech with those fist POUNDINGS! HELL-ARIOUS!

02.25.08 at 3:22 pm
Loomis Says:

“this academy, this group of people, gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939 when blacks were still sitting in the back theaters. I’m proud to be a part of this academy, proud to be part of this community, and proud to be “out of touch”.
Um, George, The Academy may have accepted that people wanted Hattie to get an Oscar (wow, thanks guys) but they certainly didn’t want her to accept it. They only relented when Clark Gable threatened to boycott the awards (he got one too) and EVEN THEN they made her sit at the back of the theater. Do your research you smug piece of Hollywood trash.

PS anyone remember the South Park episode where they made fun of this speech and said it caused a Smug Cloud?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_KGHubIGo

02.25.08 at 3:57 pm
tootie Says:

This makes me feel very, very weird. Then silly.
Clooney is a knob. Rosie is a blob.

02.25.08 at 8:59 pm
stevienickelback Says:

It sure is Rosie! Awesommmeeeeeee
ZONE ONE!

02.25.08 at 10:42 pm
dm Says:

ah reminds me of that classic south park episode…

02.26.08 at 5:07 pm

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