Look I’m not presuming Monday is exclusively a colored fella, or a Chinaman, or a Cauckyasian…or even a woman or one of them homosexuals. What I am presuming is that Monday will try and try again to piss on you and you cannot allow yourself to get urine on your Monday best! You have to practice your PMA, that is to say, being Positively Mental about your Attitude. You have to crack Monday’s nuts and then move on to creepy Tuesday. Who; by the way, is taking notes on not pissing you off after seeing Monday get it in the Coconuts…

P.S. The commentary by Jesse the Bod is excruciating. I think they are talking in their sleep.

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8 Comments
  1. Bry Says:

    what the ef?


  2. fartz Says:

    Jesse, “the bod” ha


  3. CHUGADUG Says:

    Funny shit!


  4. CHUGADUG Says:

    fuck you Monday!


  5. Gayboners Says:

    He’s stretching out those ligaments.


  6. randy Says:

    I ain’t got time to stretch those ligaments


  7. TheLegendHimself Says:

    yoooooo

    i swear that black dude is kimbo slice !

    reeeaaal talk son !


  8. preist Says:

    boooring.


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