STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » RIGHT IN MONDAY’S COCONUTS!

Look I’m not presuming Monday is exclusively a colored fella, or a Chinaman, or a Cauckyasian…or even a woman or one of them homosexuals. What I am presuming is that Monday will try and try again to piss on you and you cannot allow yourself to get urine on your Monday best! You have to practice your PMA, that is to say, being Positively Mental about your Attitude. You have to crack Monday’s nuts and then move on to creepy Tuesday. Who; by the way, is taking notes on not pissing you off after seeing Monday get it in the Coconuts…

P.S. The commentary by Jesse the Bod is excruciating. I think they are talking in their sleep.

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8 Comments

Bry Says:

what the ef?

06.16.08 at 2:34 pm
fartz Says:

Jesse, “the bod” ha

06.16.08 at 2:47 pm
CHUGADUG Says:

Funny shit!

06.16.08 at 3:42 pm
CHUGADUG Says:

fuck you Monday!

06.16.08 at 3:43 pm
Gayboners Says:

He’s stretching out those ligaments.

06.17.08 at 1:19 am
randy Says:

I ain’t got time to stretch those ligaments

06.17.08 at 4:13 am
TheLegendHimself Says:

yoooooo

i swear that black dude is kimbo slice !

reeeaaal talk son !

06.18.08 at 12:57 pm
preist Says:

boooring.

06.20.08 at 11:03 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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