STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SALLY STRUTHERS ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

There is an old adage that goes a little like this; “Never say never”. Well, it seems it never applied to this sport. Anyway, enjoy these helpful tips for a sport you will always feel good about; never, ever trying with exception to the times you try it to make your friends laugh and then they try it, which means your trying it… ohhhh shit.
P.S. Sally, I think you are pretending to feel super great. To be honest, I think you feel hungry and bored ya hi-pitched broad. That’s just me.

XO
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5 Comments

Zippy Says:

Sally Struthers was a real piece of ass on “All in the Family” Now she looks like a grandma puffed out from her prednisone use. God, getting older is a cruel, cruel thing.

09.13.09 at 8:53 pm
nerditry Says:

Any more low impact and they would have been lying down.

09.13.09 at 10:13 pm
HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

That hair style is a microcosm of why Punk had to happen

09.13.09 at 10:30 pm
matt Says:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

09.18.09 at 4:29 am
Erik Archer Says:

This could totaly be repackaged as Walk Like A Motherfucker and be sold at the Museum Of Unfine Art

10.03.09 at 12:47 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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