STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SAMMY’S MESSAGE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

I released this from the reserve of the upcoming, new Carnage comp; as a necessary display of WOW.
XO
PINKY CARNAGE

This entry was posted on 06.26.09 at 11:20 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

12 Comments

trust funded Says:

The world around us can be so confusing. It’s nice to see things that make sense.

06.26.09 at 2:23 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!

06.26.09 at 2:30 pm
R Says:

MY FUCKING HEAD JUST EXPLODED

06.26.09 at 3:26 pm
rosebush Says:

Gold.

06.26.09 at 8:03 pm
jacket Says:

HO-LEE-SHIT-CARNAGE-RULES!

06.26.09 at 8:47 pm
blognigger Says:

fucking incredible.

06.27.09 at 2:32 am
FaceKick Says:

BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUCK

06.27.09 at 6:04 am
Burkelee Carroll Says:

This Jew-Black (like Blognigger/Pinky/Derrick/Ty/JANG/Preck_/and all the rest) can’t moonwalk for shit.

06.27.09 at 1:59 pm
zippy Says:

I’m gonna blow up this picture of SD Jr. checking his package onstage and use it for my screen saver. Old School, baby!

06.29.09 at 10:08 am
chunky chicken Says:

just when i think there is nothing left, something like this comes along.

06.30.09 at 9:29 am
JungleForce! Says:

I was pulling out my hair while watching that.

07.03.09 at 8:46 pm
PoopsMagee Says:

I too would like a screengrab of Sammy grabbing his crotch, but when i pause it, the play icon appears exactly over his balls. Is that wierd, or what?

07.14.09 at 1:20 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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