The first time I saw Steven Seagal on the phone or run was in Above The Law. Golly, it was the first time I saw him period. All tank topped up and glistening to the brim with his mysterious hair pulled back so tight I felt like I was watching an S&M video. I knew the world was experiencing something that would never leave it alone. The world had a new bud that would come over, eat food, fart and bang broads in it’s bed. Thank God. Or should I say… thank Seagal.
In this scene Steven is pure white light as he beats the evil out of these lost souls, perfectly accompanied with the backdrop of a bodega run by a turban wearing swarthy type, this scene is sure to go down on history!
P.S. The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!
CHECK OUT OUR RADIO INTERVIEW WITH SEAGAL HIMSELF! YES… WE DID!
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This is gonna be a great week!
02.09.09 at 5:46 pm
“I wonder if I have time to pull off my big hat trick before the cops get here.. this guy’s store has had enough.. I really shouldn– FFFUCK iiiiT!! AGRBdsszdoih;jL!!!
02.09.09 at 6:10 pm
Anyone else love how weird Stevie Seagal looks when he runs? All floppy and awkward? Can someone please knock together a compilation of SS running scenes? I’d buy that for a dollar.
02.09.09 at 6:22 pm
I kinda noticed that too. You would think of all the sketch comedy impressions of the guy they couldn’t do any effeminate caricatures.
02.09.09 at 6:41 pm
Yo he’s a bad dude. That was one hell of scene.
02.09.09 at 8:11 pm
0:50 – Bad dude.
02.09.09 at 8:13 pm
fucken turbanians.
02.09.09 at 10:02 pm
I see you’ve given some thoughts about who the fuck is the most famous here. (“sb+tvc=…”)
I told you, more people go to the written parts of this site, it’s rare. sorry for you.
02.10.09 at 5:05 am
oh yeah he runs like a tard.
02.10.09 at 5:32 am
THIS FEELS SO RIGHT
02.10.09 at 10:54 am
to streetcarnage dudes: the link in my name provides the ULTIMATE seagal clip. i dont know if you were planning on using it but no seagal week could ever be called complete without it.
02.10.09 at 1:39 pm