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Marked for Death is breathtakingly perfect. It has Jamaicans, Voodoo, patois, track suits, an Italian man in his underwear being shot in the head, a high school gym coach on a shooting spree, Jamaicans, drugs (duh), Seagal running, Jamaicans in BMW’s, a reference to sweat regarding its proximity to balls, Jamaicans trying to fly, Jamaican undercover cops.
In other words it is sleek, topical and handsome. A smart piece of hard action filmmaking that has a full bodied energy and flair. Hey, that’s from my heart.

CHECK OUT OUR RADIO INTERVIEW WITH SEAGAL HIMSELF! YES… WE DID!

P.S. The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!

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3 Comments

Jorge Washington Says:

Criterion needs to put out a set of Segal’s finest. Pinky MUST be on the commentary tracks.

02.11.09 at 3:49 pm
Karlo Marxo Says:

Shit, Sepultura has to get another new lead singer now.

02.12.09 at 4:33 pm
berlinthenewyork Says:

is there a Church Of TV CARNAGE-OLOGY. There should be

02.17.09 at 10:56 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.